I’m drunk and going through nicotine withdrawals and now I have to be nice?
Anonymous asked: I want your cock!! <3
Well I’m not using it for anything.
Just promise not to give it people food.
(Source: neilcicierega, via hautdogg)
pretend to be me in my ask and ill rate its accuracy /10
(Source: holocaustincarlile, via packeymcmay)
It’s 82 degrees here today so in memory of the brisk late-winter afternoons of yore, have a picture of me wearing a troupe of silver foxes
socially liberal in public, but a fiscal conservative in bed ;)
pull yourself up by your bootstraps and give yourself head
(via stecky)
(via nationalteendrunk)
really though
if breasts, butts and legs are so distracting to men, to the point they cant function
why arent they that distracting to lesbians
and at that point
why isnt the penis bulge and legs not distracting enough to gay men to warrant men being put under the same dress codes
(via buckycaps)
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We are hardwired to think that everything that happens to us is significant and meaningful. We have a dream that a friend is going to break her arm, and the next day we find out that she sprained her ankle. Wow! Cosmic! Clairvoyant?
The physicist Richard Feynman used to like to go up to people and say: ‘You won’t believe what happened to me today! You just won’t believe it!’ And when they would inquire what happened, he would say, ‘Absolutely nothing!’ By this he was suggesting that when something like the dream I described above happens, people ascribe significance to it. But they forget the myriad nonsense dreams they had that predicted absolutely nothing. By forgetting that most of the time nothing of note occurs during the day, we then misread the nature of probability when something unusual does occur: among any sufficiently large number of events, something unusual is bound to happen just by accident.
"Lawrence Krauss (A Universe From Nothing)
(Source: scientiststhesis, via tocarrymeaway)
